was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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