I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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