kristin has been a bad kristin
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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