Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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