quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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