Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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