We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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