how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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