There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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