does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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