Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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