We're facebook friends in real life
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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