Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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