Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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