is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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