Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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