Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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