We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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