Do you still have your period?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Found the puke drawer
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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