google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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