Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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