Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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