I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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