How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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