nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I need to calm my uterus...
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