By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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