Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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