He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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