well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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