i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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