He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
