My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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