What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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