Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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