It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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