I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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