She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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