Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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