just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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