so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I wish I could punch you in the face.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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