Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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