i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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