bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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