no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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