In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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