? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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