that's an acceptable place to lick
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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