i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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