either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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