Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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