you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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